Friday, January 23, 2009

January 23

This weekend, I am going to save the world. I can see into the future, and last night I saw that a poor, defenseless woman with a detonating time bomb attached to her face is going to fall off of the Empire State Building. So I'm going to fly to New York tomorrow to save her when she falls, and to deactivate the bomb. And then, I will come home, and all my friends and family will be gathered at my house throwing me a surprise "Congratulations, you saved the world!" party! Yay me:] The thrower of the party, the lead honcho, will be the great Kayla Williford! She's such a great person:] And that is what I will be doing with my weekend. Oh, and about the whole excel thing, it's cool.

1 comment: